Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
