He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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