My lunch today consisted of going on the brewery tour with my boss. Free pretzels and two free beers.
I hate you.
To be fair, the beers are only 8 ounces each. So maybe you just kinda dislike me.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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