that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
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