he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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