It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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