She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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