Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
This is the prime rib incident all over again
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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