Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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