I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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