great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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