Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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