I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
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