Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
