i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Well I just put wine in my tea
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
how drunk are you?
Several
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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