I wannas sexs uuuuu
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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