I'm going to rape someone's good day.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
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