but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
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