I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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