Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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