do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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