we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Randomize
