and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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