It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
Don't tell me you're on acid again
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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