Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
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