Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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