well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Boobs speak an international language.
This is classic penis vs brain.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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