i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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