Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
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