Your tits are I can't wait for
i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
