JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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