Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
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