All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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