Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
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