you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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