There's a woman at Starbucks that keeps pushing her stroller into me.
Punch her baby.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
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