Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
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