This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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