you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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