Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
This is my gift to your gina
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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