Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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