But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
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