I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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