I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
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