I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
Randomize
