I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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