I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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