If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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