I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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