I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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